I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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