We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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