How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Randomize
