seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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