he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I have post one night stand depression
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