Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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