When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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