We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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