Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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