Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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