fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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