You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I love you. Go after that dick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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