problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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