**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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