so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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