oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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