Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica