We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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