So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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