A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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