that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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