I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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