what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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