spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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