eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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