i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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