so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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