Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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