I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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