OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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