My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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