Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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