i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
God, I missed his penis.
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