at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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