Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
