Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Randomize
