Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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