lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
