How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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