I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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