Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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