I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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