a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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