Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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