how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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