I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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