white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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