My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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