how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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