There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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