if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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