I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She tied me up with her honor cords...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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