Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
A+ Viking dick
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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