Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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