at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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