i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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